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The GES Tactical Briefcase: Six Years, One Laptop Bag, and a Writer Who Eventually Went Full Backpack

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A Little Science Fiction, a Publishing Contract, and My First Royalties

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Writing, Editing, Chess, Amazon Reviews, Existential Confusion, and the Radical Idea of Having an Actual Life

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The Holy Fools Have Finished Their First Book, and Apparently I Need a Digital Calendar to Keep Up With Them

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The Chaos Goblin’s Forbidden Playlist: Disturbing Supplemental List No. II

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The Bulletproof Poet’s Field Guide to Musical Mutations

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Five Centuries of Survival, Rebellion, and Cultural Fire

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Seven Ridiculously Weird Coping Skills for When Your Brain Becomes a Dysfunctional Government Agency

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ACT I: BEFORE COLUMBUS, THE BASTARDS WERE ALREADY BUSY

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Five Thousand Years of Empire, Eighteen Historical Investigations, One Very Irritated Kettle, and a New Woman Asking Extremely Inconvenient Questions

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THE EMPIRE HAS COUNTED THE VOTES, BUT THE KETTLE REFUSES TO CONCEDE

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THE LAND DOES NOT KNOW THE BORDER: FIFTY POEMS, ONE STUBBORN TRUTH, AND A WORLD THAT REFUSES TO STAY PUT

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The Bulletproof Poet: The Iron-Tongued Scop

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Feminist Witchcraft, Sacred Rebellion, Earth-Based Spirituality, and the Radical Politics of Magic

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Gerald Gardner: The Man Who Reinvented Witchcraft and Helped Awaken the Modern Pagan World

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One Poetry Collection Finished, Another Kettle Boiling, and the Church of the Existential Teatime Is About to Put Reality on Trial

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The Bulletproof Poet’s Field Guide to Musical Mutations

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Four Poems Inspired by Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song”

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Chaos Goblin’s Forbidden Playlist: The Filthy Supplemental Edition

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Confessions of a Professional Nuisance, Amateur Philosopher, Intellectual Scavenger, and Man Who Refuses to Worship His Own Opinions

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STOP WORSHIPING IDEOLOGIES: HUMANITY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR FAVORITE ISM

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The Doctor Was Ground Zero: How Julius Erving Created the Blueprint for Air Jordan, the Black Mamba, and the Modern Basketball Superstar

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Bulletproof Doesn't Mean Unbroken: My War With Mental Illness, Self-Harm, Suicide Attempts, and the World That Still Doesn't Understand

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Hail Satan, Pass the Gavel: The Night Religious Freedom Walked Into City Hall Wearing Horns

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Black Sabbath helped give metal its darkness and weight. Judas Priest sharpened its identity. Motörhead injected speed. Iron Maiden expanded its ambitions. Venom gave extremity a name. Then thrash kicked down the door.

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The Chaos Goblin's Forbiden Playlist: Disturbing Supplimental

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Crass Didn’t Just Influence My Music. They Influenced How I Think.

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How Did We Get From Black Sabbath to BABYMETAL, and Why Do I Love Both?

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Black Sabbath Didn’t Invent Heavy: They Taught It How to Become Heavy Metal

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From Sister Rosetta Tharpe to Joan Jett, Heart, L7, Angela Gossow, Amy Lee, Lzzy Hale, Poppy, Lauren Hart, BAND-MAID, The Warning and Spiritbox: The Strange History of “Female-Fronted Bands,” Touring Quotas, Festival Tok...

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When a Story Idea Refused to Stay Small

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Gerta Keller, the Dinosaur Wars, and Why Science Should Never Be Afraid to Change Its Mind

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Zach Bryan, a Free Palestine Shirt, and the Country Music That Refuses to Salute on Command

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Nihilism, Solipsism, Boltzmann Brains, Descartes, and the Eastern Philosophy of Living Without Certainty

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Women in science, buried contributions, and the long history of discovering something only to watch somebody else get the applause

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Chaos Goblin Forbidden Playlist: Disturbing Supplemental List

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A Bulletproof Poet Salute to the Los Angeles Queens, the WPBL, and Everyone Who Stepped Onto the Diamond

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Four Poems About Becoming Interesting

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Part Three: The 1990s

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I checked the mailbox a little while ago.

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A Decade of FIDE Scandals, Controversies, and Chess-World Rumors

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CHESS.COM HAS A SCANDAL PROBLEM

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Nene Royal, Avenged Sevenfold, and the Eternal Whine of the Metal Gatekeeper

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The Bulletproof Poet’s Field Guide to Musical Mutations: Dispatches From the Weird Wild Kingdom of Sound

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A Philly Kid’s Argument for Science, Memory, Dinosaurs, and Keeping the Damn Door Open

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Spanish Celts, Pagan Parties & Accidental Metal

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There are days in a writer’s life when your inbox feels less like electronic mail and more like a small casino operated by caffeinated goblins.

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A Discordian Creationist Heresy Concerning the Pomological Shape of Earth, the Fivefold Structure of Reality, and the Scientific Conspiracy Against Fruit

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The CoquĂ­ Has Escaped: The Gospel of the Glitching CoquĂ­ Is Entering the World

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“The Teeth of the Comb” is headed for Lucky Jefferson’s En Recuerdo De, and apparently this writing thing has gotten dangerously real.

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